Ow, Ow! I thought you could control those things …my fingers ow…
I can! You just startled me. It was a spontaneous reflex; I’m so sorry Walt, are you ok?
Yes, but I think I’d like to talk to one of your team members before we sign off…Whose is that?
<Points to very brawny tall man poking at a larger pile of ooze in the ruins>
That’s my friend Gunthyr. Nice guy, pretty quiet, but you would be surprised how well behaved people are around him, especially with that huge sword he carries.
Hmm hmm. It is must be nice having an Ungo around for sure, even a shaved one. Well Ms. Stonesworth do you have any final words for our listeners and viewers.
<strange sloshing sound off screen, and the sound of a sword hitting jelly on concrete>
Yes! Be safe out there! <draws pistol> It would appear that the ooze took exception to our testing, I knew it! It has been a pleasure; I suggest we continue another day…Gunthy back off! Use ranged tactics. Careful don’t use too many explosives: we don’t want to damage…..
Holy…that thing is getting really big...I agree, later Ms. Stonesworth! This is Walt Kooper for FNN news, running away!
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